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Our spinner has unionized. Progress bars are decorative. Completion is a premium mindset, not a feature.
Status: still a draft · v0.0.draft
Design so drafty the pixels have pneumonia.
Draftic Designer is the AI / no-code design tool for people who ship the vibe and bill the polish later. Drag a box. Rename it Untitled. Export a PDF of a screenshot of Figma. Call it a roadmap.
No credit card. No finished pixels. No refunds on unfinished feelings.
DRAFT
Version: Draftier ▾
The product UI we pretend exists
A faithful recreation of what happens when you ask an AI to “just make it look finished.” Spoiler: it invents a spinner with tenure.
draftic.app — Untitled Draft (17)
Autosaving… forever
Finalizing final final draft…
Elapsed: 0s · ETA: emotionally unavailable
Features that bravely underdeliver
Everything you need to look busy in a standup. Nothing you need to finish.
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Sketchy Cursor Mode
Your mouse leaves pencil trails so stakeholders know you “touched” the file. Billable fidgeting, finally productized.
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Version: Draftiest
Three fidelity levels. None of them are done. Draftiest adds more dashed lines and a sense of destiny.
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AI that apologizes
“I generated 14 hero sections. All of them say ‘Unlock your potential.’ You’re welcome / I’m sorry.”
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Export: Ceremony
One-click pipeline: canvas → screenshot → PDF → email → Slack → “can we make it pop?” → new draft.
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Watermark Loyalty Program
Pay more, get fancier watermarks. Enterprise customers receive a gold “STILL A DRAFT” that impresses procurement.
Pricing that stays provisional
Every plan includes unlimited drafts, limited dignity, and a watermark that follows you into meetings.
DRAFT
Free
$0 / forever-ish
Watermark says DRAFT. Loudly. On everything. Including your LinkedIn banner if you dare.
- 1 canvas, 400 Untitled layers
- Spinner with basic anxiety
- Community “is it done?” support
FINAL DRAFT
Pro
$29 / mo of almost
Watermarks upgraded to FINAL DRAFT. Psychologically advanced. Still a draft.
- Draft / Draftier / Draftiest picker
- Export to PDF of a screenshot of Figma
- Priority queue for the same spinner
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Enterprise
$$$ / please call
SSO, audit logs, and a vault that opens to… another draft. Legal loves it. Design does not.
- Gold “STILL A DRAFT” watermark
- Dedicated unfinished success manager
- On-prem spinner (air-gapped dread)
Testimonials from people who never shipped
If these quotes feel unfinished, that’s on brand.
“We cut our time-to-done by 100%. Mostly because we stopped defining done.”— Reese, Head of Ship (the raccoon)
“Draftic replaced our design system with sticky notes and vibes. Retention has never been higher among the notes.”— Morgan, VP of Drafts
“I still have construction lines on my face. Investors called it ‘authentic.’”— Avery, Staff Pixel
Ready to not finish something beautiful?
Join thousands of almost-designers. Your first draft is free. Your second draft is also a draft. Beer & Pixels approved.